He imagined how his discovery could propel his district to the top in the state; how the sausages could be harmlessly slipped into the lunch item rotation once a month at first, then maybe once or twice a week, until eventually, it would be the only option on the lunch menu! Not only would the sausage save the district millions of dollars in food costs, but it would result in record-setting student concentration levels, volunteer rates, homework completion, graduation, college acceptance, and most importantly test scores. Yes, the sausages would be responsible for the transformation of the Fairview student, and no one would know it was the sausages. Yes, technically, it could be considered mind control, but who cares when everyone benefits?
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