Most school children, however, have no idea about the long and storied history of the breakfast for lunch sausage. Most have no idea that the breakfast for lunch sausage they are about to savor, has made kings and queens fabulously wealthy, resulted in formations of new nations, caused terrible wars, have been the subject of worldwide explorations, and have fed entire civilizations. Most just happily eat their sausages in total ignorance without thought of the past or the future of the sausages they enjoy.  

The following is the true and complete history of the breakfast for lunch sausage.